Now you’ve gone from Sir Gimpalot to a Keebler Elf!
What IS the world coming to? LOL
Stay classy Mark!
silly man….
That is hysterical…..
I sang my song at ours!
My goal is to wish everyone of my subscribers a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and a Happy New Year ( check all that apply) I could send one of those mass message things, but I thought this was a little more personal.
Thank you for reading my site and have the happiest of holidays
Much love,
Laura
LOL!!!!!!!
Hey… who needs Manilow brows when you have an elf suit ? You’ve been holding out on us, Mark.
I prefer to drink Coke at office parties and then I’m more coherent to watch OTHERS…
Yup, I’d regret that myself.
This will haunt you for the rest of your life.
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<TD>Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes) He’s so big and mean (artichoke hearts) He stands there laughin’ with his hands on his hips And then he hits you with a can of beans
He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts) The cat stands tall and green (spinach) Well, he ain’t no prize, and there’s no women his size And that’s why the cat’s so mean One day he left his valley pad I mean to say this cat was mad Now listen ’round he wasn’t gone long And then he ran into an Amazon Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli) He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn) Well, he looked at her And she looked at him And she almost passed out from fright He looked at her thought, “what a dilly” He touched her once she slapped him silly This was something he had never sensed He looked at her as she commenced Now listen, pal this ain’t no fluke I can’t see goin’ with a big green kook
You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant) Don’t let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks) He couldn’t get Sally, so went back to his valley The cat was color-blind
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I jumped up on stage with an Elvis impersonator at one party and did a cancan on the bartop at another while men tried to grab a peek under my skirt. Never sat on Santa’s lap with an elf costume, however, you’ve got me there.
Thanks for the laugh.
Me? Never!!!
Great photo, Elf Man!
Hope you and your family are having a great week,
How cute! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I sang an Anna Nicole Smith version of “Memory” at my boss’ retirement dinner but I think you even top that!
I just had a thought…..somehow you can make some money doing that for parties. Hmmm
And you begin your new job, when?
LOL!!!
Merry Christmas to you and your family1
Kathi
wow. maybe that’s a story we don’t need to hear.
i’m one for staying sober at the party and watching everyone else make asses of themselves.
RYC: ha ha, that wasn’t grandpa, that was Santa trying to make the girl have an imagination. Gee thanks for ruining A Miracle on 34th street for me. No worries, it was getting old anyway.
Isn’t it weird how old movies, when seen now can be viewed with our modern day ” everyones a pediphile,” including Santa veiws.
You look like you were having alot of fun at that party, Mark! LOL! BTW, love the last post!
That’s been framed.
Living room, over the couch. Thank you for your decorating help. And for letting me see that live.
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oh my gosh!! LOL Now this is is cute!!!
Hmmmmm…
Now you’ve gone from Sir Gimpalot to a Keebler Elf!
What IS the world coming to? LOL
Stay classy Mark!
silly man….
That is hysterical…..
I sang my song at ours!
My goal is to wish everyone of my subscribers a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, and a Happy New Year ( check all that apply) I could send one of those mass message things, but I thought this was a little more personal.
Thank you for reading my site and have the happiest of holidays
Much love,
Laura
LOL!!!!!!!
Hey… who needs Manilow brows when you have an elf suit ? You’ve been holding out on us, Mark.
I prefer to drink Coke at office parties and then I’m more coherent to watch OTHERS…
Yup, I’d regret that myself.
This will haunt you for the rest of your life.
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<TD>Heard about the Jolly Green Giant (potatoes)
He’s so big and mean (artichoke hearts)
He stands there laughin’ with his hands on his hips
And then he hits you with a can of beans
He lives down there in his valley (Brussels sprouts)
The cat stands tall and green (spinach)
Well, he ain’t no prize, and there’s no women his size
And that’s why the cat’s so mean
One day he left his valley pad
I mean to say this cat was mad
Now listen ’round he wasn’t gone long
And then he ran into an Amazon
Well, this changed his whole complexion (broccoli)
He had never seen such a beautiful sight (corn)
Well, he looked at her
And she looked at him
And she almost passed out from fright
He looked at her thought, “what a dilly”
He touched her once she slapped him silly
This was something he had never sensed
He looked at her as she commenced
Now listen, pal this ain’t no fluke
I can’t see goin’ with a big green kook
You’ve heard about the Jolly Green Giant (eggplant)
Don’t let his troubles cross your mind (celery stalks)
He couldn’t get Sally, so went back to his valley
The cat was color-blind
<TR>
<TD>
I jumped up on stage with an Elvis impersonator at one party and did a cancan on the bartop at another while men tried to grab a peek under my skirt. Never sat on Santa’s lap with an elf costume, however, you’ve got me there.
Thanks for the laugh.
Me? Never!!!
Great photo, Elf Man!
Hope you and your family are having a great week,
How cute! MERRY CHRISTMAS!
I sang an Anna Nicole Smith version of “Memory” at my boss’ retirement dinner but I think you even top that!
I just had a thought…..somehow you can make some money doing that for parties. Hmmm
And you begin your new job, when?
LOL!!!
Merry Christmas to you and your family1
Kathi
wow. maybe that’s a story we don’t need to hear.
i’m one for staying sober at the party and watching everyone else make asses of themselves.
RYC: ha ha, that wasn’t grandpa, that was Santa trying to make the girl have an imagination. Gee thanks for ruining A Miracle on 34th street for me.
No worries, it was getting old anyway.
Isn’t it weird how old movies, when seen now can be viewed with our modern day ” everyones a pediphile,” including Santa veiws.
You look like you were having alot of fun at that party, Mark! LOL! BTW, love the last post!
That’s been framed.
Living room, over the couch. Thank you for your decorating help. And for letting me see that live.