April 2, 2006

  • MY FAVORITE APRIL FOOLS


     


    One of my favorite memories of a “holiday” is of an April Fools Day when my son Jordan was seven years old. We were driving down the road together when he suddenly screamed “watermelons!!!” at the top of his lungs. I slammed on the brakes, assuming that some truck must have dumped a load of watermelons on the highway. I looked frantically all around me, but I couldn’t find a watermelon on the road anywhere. I looked over at Jordan through the haze of burning rubber and brake dust and he was bent over in the seat laughing hysterically. Through tears of delight he looked at me and said “April Fools!”


     


    I still don’t know how the idea of screaming “watermelons!” popped into the mind of a seven year old. It is, however, the best April Fools gag of all time as far as I’m concerned.


     


    Yes, he was a twisted and devious child, and he has grown into a twisted and devious adult.


     


    And I wouldn’t change a thing about him.

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