May 14, 2012
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I’m BAAAACCCKKKK!!!
Two and half years ago I stopped posting because too many customers were finding my site and declaring that they could no longer do business with me because I had abandoned my ministerial roots and become a tree-hugin, homo-lovin, pinko-commie-bastard, godless reprobate (and they didn’t even know that I occasionally have wet dreams about Hillary Clinton!)
At the time my plan was to shut down the site completely, but instead I decided to go through six years of posts and meticulously delete any references to my real name and then let the site sit. After two and half years it is now virtually impossible to find this site by googling my name. Since anything you post on the internet is forever, It can be done, but you’d really have to work at. If someone wants to work that hard to find a reason not to do business with me then chances are they are probably a dick and I don’t want their money anyway.
I moved over to blogspot where I post heart warming little reflections on life and link them to my Facebook page. But at no time can I say something on Blogspot like…
COMPARING RICK SANTORUM TO “FROTHY FECAL MATER” IS AN INSULT TO FROTHY FECAL MATER
…without fear of retribution.
I really miss that.
So I’m back. I don’t know how often I’ll post but I need an outlet where I can say exactly what I think, and here is my first topic:
I recently submitted an old post to revelife. Of course I had to do some serious editing before I submitted it, but to their credit they actually published it. Obviously I took a position on a topic (the subject of God’s will) that wasn’t exactly “theologically mainstream.” I was really curious what kind of comments the post would get. So far the post has gotten a about 40 comments and many of them were from people who would not identify themselves as “Christians.” There were pleasant comments from both sides of the fence but I did notice something; the handful of comments that were snippy, condescending, hateful, or downright crazy, were all from Christians. In the post I referenced the story of my mother’s battle with Schizophrenia. One person actually commented that a friend had done research and discovered that Schizophrenia was the result of a generational curse caused by an ancestor dabbling in the occult.
I thought the Salem Witch Trials happened in 1629, but apparently that kind of crazy still lives on.
So a quick suggestion for all my Christian friends who believe in the Great Commission and are serious about sharing their faith; stop being assholes. I promise it will go along way toward helping you achieve your goal.
I don’t know if there in anyone left who used to read my drivel. If you’re still here, I’d love for you to say hi!
Comments (8)
Glad to read your drivel once again. Keeping the faith AND the open mind. Wow.
Hello! I do follow your Blogspot too, through FB… but I’m still here too. I periodically purge my page, mainly because I occasionally do specific rants about the freaking moron I work with – the one who tries to throws me under the bus daily for her own mistakes.
You’re back!! AHAHAHA! How clever of you to edit everything. I don’t know if I have the stamina. Here’s my deep thought from the other day: I still believe in right and wrong, but absolutes rarely enter into daily life.
And I think that’s kind of the same the theme of your 2009 blog (how can it be that long since you topped posting here? That is so weird) and what I am guessing this other blog is about? Did you post a link anywhere? But substitute the concept of God’s miraculous interventions and it’s kind of the same thought.
Anyway, SO looking forward to more Skivies posts! My blog is all serious with women’s right issues. I blame conservatives in Oklahoma for taking away my carefree, devil-my-care attitude. But that’s what you’re here for! Awesome!!
I definitely missed you and your way with words. Welcome back
I believe it’s the crazy Christians who are most compelled to blast their agenda from the rooftops. Of course, the very fact that the crazies are so vocal only hinders us regular, less judgemental Christians from doing what we are commanded. I mean, what normal person would want to be on our side, when our side supposedly contains people like that nut-job “pastor protestor?”
It’s great that you’re back! You and miss_order are among some of my favorite writers here.
ABOUT DAMN TIME!
Who are you to tell me not to be an asshole? If I want to do exactly opposite from what Jesus taught in the Scriptures, well then so be it. Jesus was a socialist anyway.
Welcome back.
Yay!!! Welcome home, fellow commie pinko fag!! Shame you left when you did… you were this close (holding fingers apart a miniscule amount) to earning that toaster oven for the most recruits. I’m sure you’ll be up to speed in no time!