January 10, 2008
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AND THE SURVEY SAYS…
I’ve noticed that surveys are becoming more and more prevalent as blog fodder. Hoping to add to the endless list of crap that gets forwarded to you everyday, I’ve put together the following survey/quiz. If you don’t fill this out immediately and tag 30 additional people to fill it out as well, President Bush’s current attempts to negotiate peace in the Middle East will be in vain and it will be all your fault.
In the event that you have an accident later today, are you currently wearing clean underwear?
Do you think marklabouff looks more like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Please support your answer.
Do you think identity theft could ever happen to you? Please list your social security number, checking account number, and the number of your credit card with the highest available balance in your answer.
Ginger or Mary Ann? Compare and contrast.
Does your employer know you’re responding to this survey on company time?
What is the one thing you’ve done in your life that your mother would be the most embarrassed about if she knew? Provide details.
Do you wash your hands EVERYTIME you go to the restroom? Come on, be honest.
Do you have a MySpace page? Are you embarrassed by that fact? I am:
http://www.myspace.com/marklabouff
Have you ever written a letter to Penthouse Forum?
Have you ever been the subject of a letter written to Penthouse Forum?
Have you ever been mellow?
Do you know the way to San Jose?
Do you feel like we do? (If you are under 40 and understood the last three references, move forward two spaces)
If a train carrying Dennis Kucinich left Ohio headed west at 40 mph and a train carrying Fred Thompson left California headed east at 50 mph would anyone care? Show your work.
Does your carpeting match your drapes? (OK…that was out of line)
Express your feelings about this survey in a poem or a collage (your choice).
Thanks for taking time to respond to the survey. I look forward to your answers.
Comments (22)
*snerk*
I will give you my three favorite answers. Where they fit in the survey is your guess.
Yes, maybe, purple.
You’re middle aged?
50 is the new 40. 40 is the new 30. 30 is just wet behind the ears.
Everything else is just delicious.
you popped my survey cherry.
I’ll do like Caligrrrl and answer 3……N/A, The Professor, it’s possible
ooh! I get to play the home game! Here goes:
TMI!
Brad Pitt because labouff has that “midwest thing” working for him. um… good luck with that. Ginger (it’s all about the redheads). Unfortunately, yes. :O My naked pictures on the internet story. Nawdgonnagivedetails, however. I take the 5th. No, no, maybe (heh), no, and oh yeah. I’m 41, I guess I only go one step forward. People would care only if the trains hit Bill Richardson in the middle. How did you know? I didn’t go to collage. Oh, you meant something else. Sorry.
I think it is an incredibly funy survey. Thanks Mark!
Umm you didn’t post YOUR answers though. ;-D
Ummm… that woul be f-u-n-n-y, darn clumsy fingers…
fantastic survey
Hey, I was going to say this is funny, but I visited your myspace where you have that video that makes fun of my man manilow!!! I’m on strike.
The only thing I want to know is: does anyone know what time it is…does anybody really care?
I lik ur survey
I do in deed
I’d lik it beter
If I cud read.
Be careful what you ask for.
Oh thank god, blog surveys are my third favorite addiction!
All of Bush’s attempts are in vain and I don’t care if you blame me. Everyone else does.
Thanks for the laughs.
xoxoxo
In the event that you have an accident later today, are you currently wearing clean underwear?
~~~Well, I wore them yesterday but they aren’t dirty, I swear!
Do you think marklabouff looks more like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Please support your answer.
~~~Brad. I think George is looking rougher than Brad these days.
Do you think identity theft could ever happen to you? Please list your social security number, checking account number, and the number of your credit card with the highest available balance in your answer.
~~Never! 000-00-0000, 1234567, 9876543211/ The highest available balance is two bucks. Have fun!
Ginger or Mary Ann? Compare and contrast.
~~~Ginger. She was way hotter. But Mary Ann could cook.
Wow, this is just too hard.
Does your employer know you’re responding to this survey on company time?
~~Let me go tell him. Ok back. Are there any openings at your company??
What is the one thing you’ve done in your life that your mother would be the most embarrassed about if she knew? Provide details.
~~~me, a bar, wayyy too much crown and coke, the lead singer of the band. Enough said.
Do you wash your hands EVERYTIME you go to the restroom? Come on, be honest.
~~Every third time
Do you have a MySpace page? Are you embarrassed by that fact? I am:
http://www.myspace.com/marklabouff
~~~Already requested you as a friend.
Have you ever written a letter to Penthouse Forum?
~~~Four.
Have you ever been the subject of a letter written to Penthouse Forum?
~~~twice
Have you ever been mellow?
~~ Only when me and Olivia used to smoke all that pot.
Do you know the way to San Jose?
~~I blocked it from my mind.
Do you feel like we do? (If you are under 40 and understood the last three references, move forward two spaces)
~~I’d like to feel Peter Frampton.
If a train carrying Dennis Kucinich left Ohio headed west at 40 mph and a train carrying Fred Thompson left California headed east at 50 mph would anyone care? Show your work.
~~not enough variables to fully answer this question.
Does your carpeting match your drapes? (OK…that was out of line)
~~Now that I don’t bleach the drapes it does.
Express your feelings about this survey in a poem or a collage (your choice).
~~I hated this quizzy.
It made me dizzy.
So I called Lizzie
for a Slow Gin Fizzie.
I thought your comment about WET was hilarious. And now that I’m thinking of it…would WET have artists such as Eminem? Would Eminem even want to be on WET? (probably not…)
I’ll say Brad Pitt b/c of the hair color. But no more survey answers, I hate those.
RYC: I said I’d give you my 3 favorite answers. I didn’t say they would be my 3 favorite answers to questions you had asked.
By the way my fourth favorite answer is Dan Fouts.
*grin*
This is what happens when you don’t give a lawyer enough instructions. *wink*
Do you like pina coladas? Or taking walks in the rain? (oh, wait. That whole rain walking thing was in my letter to Penthouse.)
In the way of everyone else….my three favorite answers are (and please plug them in wherever they amuse you the most):
Of course!, Yes, down the I-5, and she doesn’t care.
In the event that you have an accident later today, are you currently wearing clean underwear? Thanks for the reminder.Yes.
Do you think marklabouff looks more like Brad Pitt or George Clooney. Please support your answer.
Uh, Pitt. Hooker syndrome, no visible means of support.
Do you think identity theft could ever happen to you? Please list your social security number, checking account number, and the number of your credit card with the highest available balance in your answer. No one would want my identity (crisis).
Ginger or Mary Ann? Compare and contrast. Is both an option? I’m a Mary Ann guy all week, but weekends…
Does your employer know you�re responding to this survey on company time? My employer knows everything.
What is the one thing you�ve done in your life that your mother would be the most embarrassed about if she knew? Provide details. My embarrassments generally revolve around people who know me and I have no clue who they are!
Do you wash your hands EVERYTIME you go to the restroom? Come on, be honest. The 5th.
Do you have a MySpace page? Are you embarrassed by that fact? I am:
http://www.myspace.com/marklabouff I have not the pleasure. There’s too much space here already.
Have you ever written a letter to Penthouse Forum? I have no idea what you’re talking about.(Indignant)
Have you ever been the subject of a letter written to Penthouse Forum? Now THAT is unlikely!
Have you ever been mellow? Not enough to where it would show.
Do you know the way to San Jose? Go west, young man?
Do you feel like we do? (If you are under 40 and understood the last three references, move forward two spaces) Like a rhinestone cowboy!
If a train carrying Dennis Kucinich left Ohio headed west at 40 mph and a train carrying Fred Thompson left California headed east at 50 mph would anyone care? Show your work. If you contribute twenty bucks to each, and never hear from them again, it was worth it.
Does your carpeting match your drapes? (OK�that was out of line) Maybe in the fishhouse.
Express your feelings about this survey in a poem or a collage (your choice).
A survey came on the ‘net, and I
I couldn’t bear to pass it by.
The reverend mark did write it so
It’s all his fault, and now I go.
RYC: Oh…darn…and here I was so looking forward to babysitting for you!!! *wink* If I come to babysit, can I just bring the “Kidstoned Chewables?”
*kidding!*
I loved Darrianne’s answers. Great survey. I requested your friendship on myspace. Thanks and happy new year!
Holy heck yes. I have learned the ER/clean underwear rule.
I think Mark LaBouff better hope he’s better-looking than either George Clooney OR Brad Pitt. (I just like neither, thanks.)
Yes, who would want this identity?
Ginger, Mary Ann – Neither, as Homey don’t play that game, and in fact, Homey can’t remember which was which.
My employer is N/A, as I am, in fact, off-duty. Except for the housework. And the raising of kids. And the cooking. And the…. Right. Guess I am currently employed…
My mother/most embarrassed/what I have done. Cooked a casserole with generic-brand cream-of-soup. GASP!!
Hands/wash. Yes.
I do have a MySpace, I am embarrassed, and wait…Maybe that tops the casserole/soup story…
Penthouse. No. And…No?
Mellow? No.
Well, I know I wouldn’t care. I’m for Huckabee, and I hope he’s headed to the White House. (Hope being the word for it.)
No. The thought of burgundy carpet didn’t suit.
Poem —>
Mark is a good guy,
Hidden in wolf clothing,
Will probably never show his fleece,
Lest he embarrass his mother.