August 4, 2007
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Mark asked me to post a quick entry and let everyone know that he isn’t dead. He also asked me to extend his profound appreciation to those who have expressed a hope that he will return soon to Xanga-land.
His return may be delayed a few weeks longer, however. Earlier this summer, during a short vacation in Tijuana, Mark was involved in an unfortunate misunderstanding involving a donkey, a young woman that certainly looked older than 17, and three ounces of a Bolivian export that he swears he was just holding for a friend.
He wanted to post this himself, but the Federales won’t let him have internet access until after his extradition hearing.
Until then, Mark wants everyone to know that he is comfortable, that he is being treated humanely, and that he has gotten relatively used to the routine body cavity searches.
Sincerely,
F. Lee Bailey
Comments (49)
Should we send cigs so he can trade them for safety?
Hahahah, you haven’t been forgotten, never fear.
Beware the body cavity searches….. seriously…..
Aha, been through a US airport security check lately, I see, eh?
Hi Lee:
Let Mark remain in the detention center for a while. His readers can catch up with the blogs of the younger generation during Mark’s absence. O.J. desparately needs us again. And O.J. will pay us … you know. Write back ASAP.
Alan
So it’s just been a typical summer for Mark, huh?
We’ll let this slide, as long as a photo blog is forthcoming. Ole !!
give Mark my best…
Are you sure he’s not there just because he is ENJOYING those routine body cavity searches?
Sounds like he’s having a wonderful summer! I only wish I could be having half as much fun!
Just keep him away from the water!
All donkeys look older than 17!
I KNEW that sooner or later Mark’s unhealthy and unsated lust for young women, weed and donkeys was gonna get him in trouble. Tried to tell him. Never listens to me.
Expecting picture of Mark and the donkey.
wow.. are you serious??
Good luck then!
Send pic’s!!! LOL!
Smiles!!!
I’m not surprised about the donkey. Mark seems like a guy who appreciates a nice ass.
I’m glad to hear you’re having a fabulous summer.
We’re glad that Mark is still alive and enjoying his summer. Please keep us updated on his summer activities.
cm
Thanks, F. I was getting a little worried about M. Sounds like business as usual for him.
Couldn’t help yourself, huh! (-:
Thank you thank you thank you AGAIN!
Have fun down in “tijuana”!
it was GOOD!!!
missed you.
hope you’re having fun wherever it is you that’s not here.
missed the word “are” in that last comment. can you figure out where?
I didn’t tape it last night – Dang it! I forgot to get it all set up but I told Travis (the new guy) to tape Fri and Saturday’s performance, so I should have something to work with.
Have fun in Birmingham!
PrairieCowboy posted about you and gave me a link and some hope. I found another Mark to replace you, yes I did, and he’s damn funny, but all he ever talks about is beer. If you read his profile, you will see what I mean. He’s not as, well, should I say, MATURE as you, but I’m getting by with my Beer Mark. Check him out: http://www.xanga.com/MarkLupton
I have been in that bar and arrested by the federales. Awesome! That means you did it right…
Thank you for the update, Mr. Bailey.
And I wasn’t invited to the party. I would have shared, had it been me!!
Tami
I bet you’re secretly REALLY enjoying those cavity searches.
The only lie I see in all that is the fact that he has “gotten used to” the routine body cavity searches probably means in reality that he “thoroughly enjoys” the routine body cavity searches.
Dude, can’t wait until you come back!
Man, I miss you!…TJ is really near my home, should I come to visit?….LOL
Mr. Labouff, you aren’t trick-acting me. You’re a country boy all wrapped up in a NY city-slicker’s foolery. No one who can use the phrase “colder’n a witch’s tit” without a blush is above the Mason-Dixon.
I like you. (that’s my highest praise) Tell your wife she is indeed a lucky girl. 
-Angel
Oh…. funny and cute- a lethal combination. I can’t remember how I found you, but when I do, I’ll have to remember to thank them.
Hey man, good to see a track! (Music from Jeopardy in background) Hope to hear from you soon. longer you wait, the higher folks expectations are going to be!
Hi snooper! Hope you’re having fun with that foxy red-headed wife of yours!
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What can I say, he was going through one of his (many and sometimes extremely annoying) phases! (-: Maybe that’s why we split up!
Is this like when the factories deliberately made too few Elmo dolls?
(Jeopardy music, ad nauseum.)
Well, Flea, I am sure you will do a great job with all the money Mark will be paying you, and get him back here in time to fulfill his Xanga obligations!
Kathi
I am patiently waiting for your big return to Xanga……..
I am trying to get my “getting a friend out of a mexican prison” posse together but no one is answering their phone. What is up with that?
It’s SEPTEMBER! Summer break is over!
Hey slacker. Summer’s over. Get to it.
What I can’t believe is that all the resignations haven’t pulled you out of retirement. I mean, come one! Carl ROVE??? That was just waiting for you!
DUDE! It’s after Labor Day! Pull the ground hog out of his hole already and let’s get the party started!
Have mercy – these folks are going through serious withdrawal!
-Angel
Um, summer is over. Whether by the calendar officially or not, you know it is. Time to come back!
Kathi
You still alive? Just wanted to warn you I am spending a LOT of blog time with Mark Lupton and I might just learn to like beer.
Mark, for the sake of the people who have to listen to your fans go through withdrawals…please post soon!
Okay Mark…we’ve all returned from our summer vacations now. Log in and get cracking!
I’m serious