January 3, 2007
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I’m a guy, so…
I understand the existence of Maxim Magazine
I understand why Brooke Burke hosts shows like “Rock Star” despite having no discernable talent for hosting shows like “Rock Star.”
I understand that no one really cares what the chicken wings taste like at Hooters.
I understand that every man who says he reads Playboy for the outstanding journalism is a liar.
But this…this I don’t understand:
I took this photo while driving by a local “Gentlemen’s Club” here in Tulsa and the sign begs a few questions:
- Do they use tiny poles?
- Is the appeal that they are at an “advantageous” height during a lap dance?
- Is there Jello or mud wrestling involved?
- Where do they go to buy g-strings?
- Will the menu offer “shrimp” cocktail?
- Will anyone recognize me if I’m in sunglasses and a fedora?
Comments (22)
Yes, yes you will!….LOL
I can’t believe they used the term “midget”, the politically correct term is dawrf or “little people”….but I don’t get that whole thing eaiter, that is some really wierd fetish, unless the place will be over run by LP men?
Sheesh, I need to use spell check!…LOL
Oh gosh, that does conjure some weird images in my head. Ewww!
I don’t know the answers to those questions, but I think we DO know where you will be on January 25th!
Kathi
I wonder if they’ll have another show in March…
I wanna know more about the daily lunch specials.
Night Trips is a Strip Club? I only go there for the food.
And Cloud 9 has the best Legs and Eggs!
You know we’re going to want pics… of you in the shades and fedora.
Now I’m all creeped out. I hate fedoras.
(((LOL)))
I’d like to actually see all that. You in poor disguise getting a lap dance from a midget stripper.
Well…here’s one..and it’s decent…maybe you could get a job there playing the piano and then you could get all your questions answered first hand.
It’s a small world after all…
PLEASE GO!!!! Just for blogging purposes mind you, and bring the camera, because I have never seen a midget stipper before. I was going to say the same thing as akb about the term midget. Maybe, it’s not little people, maybe it means the strippers have small breats or something. We might not be up on the new stripper lingo.
Hmmmm…I think you should go and report back to us.
Wait a sec… Are they dancing or on the menu?
You scare me, Mark. You really do.
xoxoxo
Just don’t eat the mini-burgers!
I’m not a guy and that doesn’t sound remotely sexy to me. . . but I would go just out of curiosity. But seeing as how I can’t. . . here’s hoping you will and that you’ll blog about it!
omg! what is up with the sudden appearance & appeal of midgets here lately? I have seen them on television show, commercials,etc!….SO….are you going? lol..
Lol, those Okies don’t have enough else to do to occupy them.
RYC: Yeah, can you sell my mother on Ebay. I would actually pay you $50.00 for selling her! : P
Really Really funny. Please post a picture!