I had to get my portrait made for a company thing awhile back. I hate these kinds of photos because I always look constipated in them, so I thought I’d reveal what I was thinking when the picture was taken:
Hey, don’t put yourself down…I think it’s a great photo! And I imagined that you were thinking “Wow, it’s about that time again! Time to undecorate my deck!”
Guess what? I am not feeling well. Stop by and say something funny to cheer me up.
I pray that you and your family have a safe and happy New Year. Oh, and if you must get drunk and streak, please don’t come down my street.
It’s not that bad….
You don’t look like you have a giant stick up your ass in that photo. Just a medium sized stick. I’m joking of course! I think it looks great! I hope you and your wife have a New Year filled with health and happiness.
I think it is a quiet handsome man in that photo. Except for the stick up his a$$, of course.
ha ha your funny. I think the stick up your ass agrees with you.
Actually, you kinda look like you’re enjoying it…
Compared to most mugshots, that’s not half bad…
Hahaha, you mean you don’t?
“Appear to?” LOL It really is a good photo, Mark. Nobody enjoys having those things taken. They should have just let you use your piano-playing profile pic!
Kathi
Probably happened when you were out dancing naked in the street at 3 a.m.
It really isn’t that bad…you don’t look constipated at all…actually it looks like you just took a big dump! lol..just kidding!
That’s a good pic of you. You should be thankful that it’s a giant stick and not a tree trunk.
RYC: If your naked, drunken self knocks on my door at 3 a.m., you better hope I get to the door before the Hubby!
careful of the splinters….happy new year!
Ha Ha! I love it! I have a similar look when forced to take posed pictures.
It’s a good photo of you–it’s just that oh-so-formal style with the fade to black edges that makes it seem stilted.
Did they at least take the stray limbs and bark off of it?
Just wanted to wish one of my favorite Xangans a HAPPY 2007! May you and your family have your best year ever!
PS…Sorry I didn’t answer the door last night at 3 a.m.!
I have portraits of me with that same look. Why is it we freeze up when we are told to smile. You still look Mahvalous dahlin’
By the way…my oldest son, Jason and his family will be moving back to Tulsa the middle of the month. I’ll shoot you an email with his job details.
Hope you guys have a wonderful 2007!!!
LOL! Love it. You don’t look bad but you do look…formal. The piano pic has much more personality. I know what you mean though. I had a work pic taken one time they never used and when I finally asked about it they said “Well…you looked kind of scared.” I thought “Yeah, I was scared I’d look like a dork. Thanks for not using it.” –Glenna
I think you look very nice in this picture…but do remove the stick.
Hi Mark. lol Are you sure it’s a stick and not a bug? How do peopel tell the difference? I suppose one moves around. lol Oh Ick. lol
Just thought I’d say Hi. I stopped before and I see you were following the foot prints but I don’t reember if I said hi… So I am. Have a nice night. Ang
RYC: thanks for the scary visual.
That’s not a stick. It’s the pole that belongs to the midget stripper.
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Hey, don’t put yourself down…I think it’s a great photo! And I imagined that you were thinking “Wow, it’s about that time again! Time to undecorate my deck!”
Guess what? I am not feeling well.
Stop by and say something funny to cheer me up.
I pray that you and your family have a safe and happy New Year. Oh, and if you must get drunk and streak, please don’t come down my street.
It’s not that bad….
You don’t look like you have a giant stick up your ass in that photo. Just a medium sized stick. I’m joking of course! I think it looks great! I hope you and your wife have a New Year filled with health and happiness.
I think it is a quiet handsome man in that photo. Except for the stick up his a$$, of course.
ha ha your funny. I think the stick up your ass agrees with you.
Actually, you kinda look like you’re enjoying it…
Compared to most mugshots, that’s not half bad…
Hahaha, you mean you don’t?
“Appear to?” LOL It really is a good photo, Mark. Nobody enjoys having those things taken. They should have just let you use your piano-playing profile pic!
Kathi
Probably happened when you were out dancing naked in the street at 3 a.m.
It really isn’t that bad…you don’t look constipated at all…actually it looks like you just took a big dump! lol..just kidding!
That’s a good pic of you. You should be thankful that it’s a giant stick and not a tree trunk.
RYC: If your naked, drunken self knocks on my door at 3 a.m., you better hope I get to the door before the Hubby!
careful of the splinters….happy new year!
Ha Ha! I love it! I have a similar look when forced to take posed pictures.
It’s a good photo of you–it’s just that oh-so-formal style with the fade to black edges that makes it seem stilted.
Did they at least take the stray limbs and bark off of it?
Just wanted to wish one of my favorite Xangans a HAPPY 2007! May you and your family have your best year ever!
PS…Sorry I didn’t answer the door last night at 3 a.m.!
I have portraits of me with that same look. Why is it we freeze up when we are told to smile. You still look Mahvalous dahlin’
By the way…my oldest son, Jason and his family will be moving back to Tulsa the middle of the month. I’ll shoot you an email with his job details.
Hope you guys have a wonderful 2007!!!
LOL! Love it. You don’t look bad but you do look…formal. The piano pic has much more personality. I know what you mean though. I had a work pic taken one time they never used and when I finally asked about it they said “Well…you looked kind of scared.” I thought “Yeah, I was scared I’d look like a dork. Thanks for not using it.” –Glenna
I think you look very nice in this picture…but do remove the stick.
Hi Mark. lol Are you sure it’s a stick and not a bug? How do peopel tell the difference? I suppose one moves around. lol Oh Ick. lol
Just thought I’d say Hi. I stopped before and I see you were following the foot prints but I don’t reember if I said hi… So I am. Have a nice night. Ang
RYC: thanks for the scary visual.
That’s not a stick. It’s the pole that belongs to the midget stripper.