THE OFFICIAL XANGA QUIZ:

* How much time a day do you spend on Xanga?
What are your trying to imply here? huh? What kind of question is that? I am trying to attach my computer to the top of the vacuume cleaner right now, I don’t have time for this crap.

* Do you ever fear that you might be addicted to Xanga?
ha ha ha, of course not, that’s silly. Damnit, why can’t I get this stupid computer to attach, screw the vacuume cleaning, I can quit this quiz anytime, I choose not to okay? what you don’t believe me???????

* If not, why did you copy and paste this stupid quiz?
Like I just said, I just felt like it, for fun, I didn’t have to do this, I wanted to, I can quit right now, but I don’t feel like it. What are you implying here? Your making me upset, : types furiously:

* Have you ever Xanga’d naked?
I had a towel on, what are you a stalker or something? Geez, your scaring me.

* If you could “do” anyone on Xanga, who would that be and why? (Please give explicit details)

I don’t have time to ” do” people I am trying to comment and post, this does not mean I’m addicted, it just means I am busy with xanga. What are you trying to say here?

* Whose Xanga do you read first?
The first person who comments me, I am not a comment whore. Why are you asking me these things? I’m starting to not like you.

* Whose Xanga makes you want to put a bullet in your head?
Right now? yours! This is bringing up uncomfortable feelings, quit attacting me with these questions, your acting like I have a problem which I don’t!!!!

* Have you ever left a comment on someone else’s Xanga and wished you could go back and erase it? Really? What was the comment?
All the time. I seem compelled to hit that submit button. It calls out ot me. But I think that’s normal, lots of people have that problem, really they do, you should read some of my comments.

* Does the fact that Dan the Theologian gets two million hits a day for doing nothing more than asking questions irk you as much as it irks me?

hey!!! woah man back off, Dans questions are meaningful and insightful. I tried to ask a question once, it was really good too. I am not a comment whore though, I just had a really important question. I only got 100 comments from it, I tried to commit suicide because dan was still number one and I was 15, behind this Asian chick on featured Content. I don’t like to talk about it though

* Do you ever feel that your Xanga friends are more “real” than your “real” friends?

What are you saying they aren’t real? Of course they’re real. I know some of them look funny, like the little green round guy, but sometimes people look different, it doesn’t mean they are not real. I think your racist against little green heads.

* If so, have you ever thought about getting out more?
out? out where? Like out of my house? why? my friends are here, in this box, why would I leave? : has anxiety attack:

* Do you ever secretly wish that all of the waif-thin Xangians on Featured Content that post about nothing but their Anorexia battles and how they have subsisted for the last three days on two glasses of water and a corn chip, would just go ahead and friggin starve to death?

No, but I wish the Asian people at the top of FC. would learn to speak engligh. Isn’t xanga an American thing? They should learn our ways. Or get out of the FC running

* Have you ever feared that you are being stalked by a fellow Xangian?

Not until you saw me xangaing in a towel.

* If so, does it bother you that I sit in your front yard and type on my laptop?

Oh there you are, I see you, hey I would bring you something to eat but I’m kind of busy right now taking a quiz.

* Are you a comment whore?
WTF, there you go again asking those questions. I have to go, my last count I was up to 34 comments, not even close to your 80 something on here. You know what, GET OUT OF MY YARD you comment hoarder. I need to write a post.

* Have you ever taken a picture of yourself in a mirror to post online like all of those people on My Space?

No, my space is evil as are all who participate in it.

* Did you wipe the toothpaste off the mirror first?

Who has time to brush their teeth? Can you smell my breath from the yard? Great? Do you think I can attach this computer to the sink? Off now gota buy a lap top offf the Dell web site, maybe I’ll get a bunch of them.