October 5, 2006
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MY AFTERNOON…
I was tickling the ivories in the back of the smoky lounge; riffing on Coltrane. My cigarette glowed in the darkness like a red-eyed Cyclops and finally burned itself out, leaving an ashen tail as it sat precariously on the edge of my single malt scotch.
I made eye contact with her as she sat at the bar. She stood and walked toward me, her image splitting into a thousand fragments as it was reflected in the chrome and the glass. Her perfume cut through the heavy smell of desperation that hung in the air and she smiled as she slid onto the bench next to me.
She leaned her head back, exposing a perfect neck as she shook out her long red hair. “Do you know any Brubeck?” she asked, in a voice that any 900 number service would kill for. I segued effortlessly into “The Duke” without saying a word.
She closed her eyes and swayed gently as I picked up the theme to “In Your Own Sweet Way.” “I like your style” she said as she wrapped her hotel room key in a wrinkled five and tossed it into my tip jar.
Luckily, I was almost finished with my set.
Ok..Ok.. what really happened is that I was sitting at the piano in a church auditorium playing the theme from the Peanuts cartoons when an 80 year old woman walked in and asked if I knew “Harbor Lights.”
She did slip me her hotel room key though…
Comments (23)
You’re so suave it hurts.
Oh, you wish that 80-year-old slipped you her hotel room key. Or was it her nursing home key?
Kathi
*gulp*
Thanks for the smile you put on my face.
Was she rich?
She’s a piano teacher and just wants you to let yourself in for lessons!
RYC: That would mean the transformation into my own mother was complete!
*cackle*
this. just made. my night.
Why do you not write professionally?
You and Tom Jones, dude. Next thing you know, they’ll be tossing their Depends at you.
As I read…I was thinking…this doesn’t sound like a scene befitting you. But, then I thought…who knows, maybe he has a secret life we’ve not heard about yet. Then when I got to the end I laughed, and thought…”this sounds more like it!” I always come here to get a laugh and you never disappoint. Hey…she’s 80, not dead! I’m sure she’d have been able to sit through two or three songs! TeeHee!
Everybody is entitled to a fantasy now and then, eh?
You crack me up.
Oh yeah!
So she had silky, flowing blue hair?
“Young man could you please come to my hotel room? I can’t work the TV set!”
LOL! now THAT’S how you spin a story
lol…love the way you put a *spin on things!
Am I loving this? Yes…because I will someday be an old lady with serious hope.
I love the Peanuts theme!
smooth
very smooth
;o)
Dude*, you never disappoint!
(yes, still living in the 90′s…..)
That was great! Did she really slip you her hotel key??? Maybe she was just wanting you to carry her luggage or something…. ya think??? That vision kinda creeps me out