June 1, 2006
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…since my last post was a bit of a bummer
WWJS (What Would Jesus Scratch?)
When many people think of church, they think of a stuffy atmosphere where people are uptight, take themselves waaayyyy too seriously, and generally look down their noses at the remainder of humanity.
The following picture of me in the pulpit was taken (and further embellished) by our church’s web master. It reflects the high level of dignity that we think is vital to the worship experience…
The answer to the question posed in the photo is that the pulpit is large enough for me to do some considerable digging around without anyone noticing.
If you’d like to see the actual website, here it is: http://www.yacc.org
Comments (27)
Heehee! So what else do you do behind the pulpit that no one can see?
ha ha, I want to join your church it sounds wonderful.
TMI!!
Definitely not stuffy!
HA! File that one under waaayyyyy to much information.
xoxoxo
Hmmmm… and who makes those balls itch? Could it be….
SATAN??
Bullshit is right! I hate it when people get all “better” than the rest of the world. Hypocrites.
LOL at your scratchy balls….and definitely a big LOL at the comment above mine (bad_dogma)!
And the reason I can’t see this picture might be…?
I remember coming to your church a long time ago. I really liked your Pastor. I personally think you belong to a really good group. I’m so burned from the church hype right now I’m not even involved any more…and that’s sad.
I LOVE the picture of the church lady. I can’t see the other picture….. maybe i don’t wanna though.
Second pic won’t load for me….oh well.
I went to church link and downloaded the video! Great work…I like it
That’s hillarious. I wish more religious places were like that.
Well, I can honestly say that I’ve never seen the words “me in the pulpit” and “scratch my balls” in the same post before. LOL. That alone is enough to make me subscribe!
Hey you look good up there at the pulpit!! Hope your having a better day today! Take care!
OK, this time the second pic loaded. LOL!
And now that I’ve caught up on the previous post, I’m so sorry about Ricochet. My Smoky died 4 years ago after 17 years as my feline child, and it was devastating. Take your time grieving.
Oh, how I wish I lived near your church! Christians with a sense of humor are a rare commodity.
I’m sorry about your dog, too.
Now that is a chuch I could feel comfortable in!….LMAO at you!
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RYC: smart man! lol.
RYC: I love Kenny’s music, but as a guy he doesn’t do much for me, if you know what I mean. But who can pass up free tickets to a fun concert? And let me tell you it was a blast!
RYC: Thank you so much, what a nice thing to say.
I somehow missed your last post, but I want to say I am so sorry about the loss of Ricochet. What a pretty dog. It’s okay to feel like a complete mess about it. Dogs become family, just as we become members of their “pack”. Their love and loyalty each and every moment of every day is what endears them to us. I can’t imagine what it would be like without my little dachshund (you know, Anthony Perkins)!
Church Lady was just the best, and I about died laughing at your podium antics!
RYC: Thank you so much.
Kathi
I’ve put you on my protected list.
RYC: LOL! I did learn that those hillbillies have a way of undressing you with their eyes…I kept glancing down to make sure I wasn’t exposed in some way.
No scratching….cuz now we will all know.
You should just get behind the pulpit and drop your pants. More air means less irritation. Less irritation means less scratching. Less scratching means church gets out faster and everyone can go home and eat. Can I get an Amen?