November 23, 2005

  • THANKSGIVING BLESSINGS


     



     


    It’s Thanksgiving!


     


    I believe that Thanksgiving should be more than just a time to consume more calories in one sitting than most people in third world countries consume in a month, fight with the in-laws, and plop our gelatinous asses down on the couch to watch overpaid athletes beat the shit out of each other. I think Thanksgiving should also be a time of education and reflection on the wonderful heritage from which our thanksgiving traditions have been gleaned. I suggest the following learning activity. Trust me; it will be fun for the whole family!


     


    First, take up camp in a pristine landscape for which you have no legal claim.


    Secondly, invite members of the indigenousness population over for a big feast.


    Thirdly, introduce the plague, small pox, and venereal disease into that population.


    Finally, exploit the results!


     


    Optional project: Write a poem or make a collage which expresses your feelings about genocide by default.


     


    Ok, maybe you’re thinking that might be a bit of a downer, and that turkey and football sounds like more fun. You’re probably right, but I do want to make one suggestion: When you stop to say that prayer before you enjoy the food prepared in your beautiful kitchen, and then go on to watch the game on your big screen TV; remember for a second that our incredible prosperity has come, many times, at the expense of others and that showing thanks should be more than just a hollow prayer. Gratitude without action is meaningless. Find some way to “give back” a little. I promise that will be family activity you will never regret.


     


    Happy Thanksgiving!

Comments (23)

  • You make some great points in there, along with the humor and satire!  You are right – the “giving thanks” for more than megafood and football should be in the mix tomorrow.  Have a good one!

    Kathi

  • Thanksgiving is also the number one day of the year for homicides!  So many are celebrating appropriately it seems.

  • Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you enjoy yourself!

  • Are you and the Mrs. falling off the LA wagon for the holiday? Hope you have a wonderful Thanksgiving.

  • I promise not to exploit anybody tomorrow. Unless they dis my pumpkin cheesecake. Then all bets are off.

  • Iabsolutely agree…one doesn’t have to look too far ,or think too hard i order to see an opportunity to include giving on our menues…Happy Thanksgiving

  • Oh sure.  Like it’s our fault the natives didn’t get their shots.

  • I’ve been proud to be your charity for more than 20 years now.  But in seriousness, a great message.  If only we could remember to do the giving on more than major holidays as well…

  • Happy Thanksgiving.  Hope you and your family stay safe and enjoy one another.

  • Happy Thanksgiving, Mark.

  • HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

  • You’re absolutely right! Happy Thanksgiving!

  • Great post!  Have a wonderful Thanksgiving!

  • Have a great Thanksgiving, Mark.

    Lynn

  • HI! Just popping in from the Socrates Cafe group to meet_n_greet ya. Nice to meet you. Happy Thanksgiving!!!

  • I noticed in the news today that shoppers trampled one another at a WalMart store as they were trying to rush in and get the bargains.

    I’ll be looking for one of your WalMart stories soon.         (those are always my favorite)

  • I like to refer to Columbus Day as “Happy Genocide Day” or “Happy Bioterrorism Day.” On a completely different note, per your request, I updated, so now you must comment! lol Happy Belated Thanksgiving

  • Yeah, maybe a bit of a downer. . .but very important to think about.  Hope your holiday season is a happy one!

  • Thanks for a thought provoking post, I hope you and your family had a wonderful thanksgiving.

  • mmmm, I love the celebration of a good genocide in the fall!

    I hope yours went well pops :)

  • I hope you had a wonderful Thanksgiving. Those are great thoughts to keep in mind, not only on Thanksgiving, but all the time.

    I am stopping over from Socrates Cafe to say that we have been missing your participation in the discussions. There is a new FAQ to read. I hope to be able to enjoy your topic blogs!

  • I used to work the church dinners for the elderly or the homeless.  The church I currently belong to no longer does these meals.  I had more fun doing that than watching football.  Thanks for the reminder.

  • RYC:  LOL  you always make me chuckle!

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