October 11, 2005
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HARRY POTTER EYE FOR THE STRAIGHT GUY
I’m certain that many of you have read the story today about Reverend Graham Taylor, a British Cleric and author, who was thrown out of a school where he told a group of 12 year old pupils that Harry Potter was gay.
I’m not sure how Mr. Taylor discovered this fact, but it points to an ever growing assortment of fictional characters who are banding together to purposely subvert the sexuality of our children.
We were all fortunate a few years back when Jerry Falwell alerted us to the fact that both the Smurfs and Teletubbies were gay archetypes. I’m still not sure how he determined that Teletubbies were gay since they appear to have no genitalia, but we can all breath easier because he uncovered this insidious threat.
I’ve been giving this some thought and I don’t think it stops with Harry, Papa Smurf, and Tinky-Winky. In fact, I think the plot to “gay-up” our children has been going on for years. Here are some obvious examples:
How many times have we seen Bugs Bunny in drag? Obviously Bugs is a transvestite.
Foghorn
Batman and Robin? Please…an old rich guy and a young boy wearing capes and spandex? There was obviously more going on in the bat cave than tuning up the Bat Mobile. Holy pedophile Batman!
My guess is that all of these guys have been meeting for years in the back of a smoky bar called the “Male Box”, watching gay porn, and picking out fabric swatches.
Thank God GI Joe is still an All-American male. I can rest assured that Joe is straight because I’m certain President Bush would never allow a gay plastic doll to serve in our military.
All I can really say is that the Jerry Falwell’s of the world apparently have WAY too much time on their hands.
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EDIT: An office mate of mine just explained that he knew the Teletubbies were gay because Dipsy has a dildo attached directly to his head. It’s hard to argue that point.
Comments (12)
I KNEW Harry Potter way gay! The dates he goes on in the newest movie coming out is really just an act. That sneaky wizard!
Don’t forget Bert and Ernie. (lol) And you are correct. The Falwell’s of the world do have WAY too much time on their hands.
Wow! I’ve always been suspicious of Batman and Robin! Glad you settled it for me. You’re too funny.
I don’t know about Harry’s ..um.. preferences. But I’m pretty sure those broomsticks must be darned uncomfortable.
Did you know that those vibrating Harry Potter broomsticks got dissed and taken off the market because little girls LOVED their Harry Potter broom sticks. *shudders* That is just crazy.
diet mt. dew makes me want to puke. lol
How can you be so sure of GI Joe? It would appear he has no genitalia either…..
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I was already cracking up at your post and thinking about this crazy world we live in and the doofs who try to make things into something they are not…but then I read the comments and…”Vibrating Broomsticks”? Golly, almost makes me wanna become a Harry Potter fan….but not that much.
I dunno….when I was a child I uncovered my brother’s GI Joe and didn’t notice any thing of significance there either….Besides, we managed to put some of our home-made Barbie clothes on him.
There was no doubt about Ken though. No doubt at all.
I remember when it was on the news that Falwell was saying that the Teletubbies were gay. My kids were too old for Teletubbies, so I didn’t really know anything about them, but I remember thinking, WTF??? How/why do people come up with this stuff? Thanks for making me laugh though!
You are soooo funny! I love that you point out the outragous things these supposedly “men of God” do! They really do have way too much time on their hands, I mean it is not as if they have to WORK for a living! People just send them money by the bucketfuls!…..
I do have to comment that I do not think Ken is gay, I think he is just metrosexual! lol
I have missed reading your posts this last week or so, so I am catching up! I enjoy reading your site very much.
I thought Tinky-Winky was the gay one because he was purple and carried a purse? Apparently humongous colorful baby things with tellies in their tummies are not permitted their man bags.