October 3, 2005
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THE “BOOB” TUBE
I’m sure you’re all familiar with the classic movie “Mr. Smith Goes to
The entire world responded with drop jawed, WTF amazement last week when the Supreme Court announced that it would hear the case: Vickie Lynn Marshall v. E. Pierce Marshall.
“Vickie Lynn” is apparently Anna’s pre-stripper, pre-playboy-centerfold name and I personally think it embodies all of the quaint midwestern innocence and charm that we’ve come to expect from Anna.
I’m actually quite glad that the Supreme Court has decided to hear her appeal for a couple of reasons.
First, it will be interesting to hear the case. I’ll be the first to admit that Anna has two very formidable “arguments” but does she actually have a case? It’s really just a standard probate case but the sordid details will be fascinating. Anna will claim that she truly loved oil tycoon J. Howard Marshall II, and the fact that he was 89 and she was 26 when they got married simply proves that May-December romances are a sacred thing. G. Eric Brunstad Jr., the
Here’s my take: A man who amasses hundreds of millions of dollars in the oil business is not likely to be a man who is easily manipulated regardless of his age. I’m sure he never thought for a second that Anna actually loved him. He simply figured out a way to have the 1993 Playmate of the Year be his nursemaid and “companion” for several years without to having to pay for it until he died.
He is my hero.
I only hope he was so deaf he didn’t have to listen to her talk.
Secondly, it will be a great case for our new Chief Justice to cut his teeth on (so to speak). Justice Roberts made it through the confirmation hearings without ever directly answering a question which proves that he has had a great deal of experience when it comes to the time honored traditions men exercise when communicating with women. During the hearings, Roberts was fond of using baseball analogies when talking about how he would render decisions. Perhaps he will continue to employ them when he writes an opinion on this case. An example: “Anna hit a line drive of love and affection as she made her play for J. Howard Marshall II. She shouldn’t be called out simply because he had to be retired early in the game. She did not balk when pitching woo with J. Howard and therefore is entitled to the salary associated with a free agent. I also believe her when she says she never once used steroids to enhance her physical attributes.”
Only in
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**laughing** And all Anna had to do is show him her boobs from time to time and “let him touch ‘em. And sometimes he would lay his head there.”
Only in America, indeed!
I’m laughing out loud. My mom used to tell me it was just as easy to fall in love with a rich man as a poor man. She didn’t though and neither did I. (Big grin)
The $474 million she wants is a little steep. The old man could have done just as well for $50 a night…
i dunno. maybe john paul stevens is looking for a new wife, and he wants to meet anna nicole, since she’s available and all.
Hey, for that kind of money, I could throw my eyes out of focus and pretend he’s Johnny Depp, too. Something wrong with that ?
Somewhere in all that I’m sure somebody made it to third base.
GREAT BLOG! I stumbled upon it and am now a fan. Keep it up! Oh, and I can’t wait to hear how this all turns out, should be a doozy.
I agree, if he was smart enough to amass all that money he was smart enough to know the Anna was gonna be greedy upon his death…Im sure it was his old age present to himself….sadly, he wasnt thinking of his family…and Anna should share with the son….but in the end….I wont be getting any money out of it all so I could care less.
LOL It contains it all….sex…money…intrigue. I predict two thumbs up.
Aw, now, we all know that Anna Nicole really loved the old guy and was wildly attracted to him. Did I tell you that I have a bridge for sale?
I read back a bit. Belated Happy Birthday!
Our son saw the Billy Joel show, too, and said it was very good. Speaking of plays based on rock music, have you seen Smokey Joe’s Cafe? We loved it!
I don’t understand why you wouldn’t believe that a beautiful, sexy 26 year old woman (who happens not be the “sharpest nail in the bag’), could fall in love with a cadaverous looking dirty old man! I mean what was not to love?
He- old,, I mean older than dirt!, therefore already had one foot in the grave, with the other one 3/4′ s of the way there.
She-, maybe not so dumb, after all, she only had to “make nice” for a very short while before he suffered a Viagra induced coronary! (yes I know, this was pre-viagra days, but it sounded good!).