August 18, 2005
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I am honored by everyone’s support of my decision to run for president. I have already selected a running mate and my staff graphics designer has put together our official bumper sticker. T-shirts, coffee mugs, and souvenir key chains will be available soon. If you’d like a cabinet position once I’m in office, please let me know.
Comments (22)
Oh. My. God.
Could you pencil me in for Secretary of Health and Human Services? I’d like to actually use the department’s budget for people to maintain their health and provide some human services!
I would like Donald Rumsfeld’s position please.
And then I would like Donald Rumsfeld.
Screw the Cabinet post, I want a bumper sticker.
I do! I do! I do!
Can I be speaker of the house? I like to talk alot! (yeah…I REALLY don’t know much about politics! lol but I would like a souvenir key chain! I will hook it to my Rubicks Cube key chain!)
Dibs on the liquor cabinet!
i want to be secretary of state and commissioner of major league baseball. they’re pretty much the same job.
I want to be the head of one of those outdated departments that are, in effect, useless. I think I could exel in a job like that. And really, who would know ?
bahahaha! You’ve got my vote….in exchange for ambassador to Costa Rica (or really, any gorgeous coastal country), perhaps?
I guess The Department of Energy is best suited for me. If you would have me of course, I’d be honored.
One note on the leisure suit…Sexy!
Is Kathy prepared to pick out the new White House China? Redecorate the Lincoln Bedroom? Lava lamps in the Oval office for sure!
Now…what we need next is your campaign manager.
I’m not even going to ask if you will be accepting interns at this time.
So much work to do, and so little time.
I WANT ONE!!!
I will check the closet to see if my husband has any leisure suits left so he can volunteer in your campaign.
I’d like to apply for the position of Secretary of State. I type 130 wpm. But I don’t do shorthand. Is that a drawback? And what state would I be working for? I won’t work for some states without combat pay! Oh wait, Secretary of State isn’t a secretarial position? Well forget it then.
I’d like to be proclaimed “Secretary of Defense” I love the military and being in charge of nukes? -rubs hands together gleefully- Let’s just say, fun will be in store.
this is great. i just wanna sit around and go on vacations. I’m sure you won’t have any problems finding a job like that for me. I’ll even wear those awful women’s business suits. But no shoulder pads.
Please consider me for this…. job.
hehe
get rid of old lady Hilary and I’m in!
paulygrl
I’d vote for you an Hil in a minute!
And your previous post with its confessions–hilarious!
Hahaa, sorry, I should have specified, “I want his head on a platter” I didn’t mean that in a sexual way.
There’s a ticket I could get behind! (He says, crouching carefully behind, so as not to be seen) You might want to take another picture though, one where the honorable Senator from New York doesn’t appear so unsure as to the character of the man standing behind her (I mean, doesn’t she already have enough to worry about in that department?)
Seriously, you’ve got my vote, though I’ll also ask for a cabinet position, as other respondents have. How about something challenging, a position heading up a department that’s been totally gutted over the past four years, say Secretary of the Interior? Now that would be a challenge!
I’d like to voluteer my services in touring people through the White House and arranging meet and greets with the Prez. I assure you that no one will wear flip-flops on MY watch!
I forgot to mention that it would be because we will all be barefoot.