May 4, 2005

• A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Baptist preacher walk into a bar…

  
  

   

  
  

  I guess it’s all the years I spent in the ministry, and the slightly odd relationship I have with that period of my life, but I happen to get a big kick out of humor with a sacrilegious edge.  I especially like to find greeting cards in that vein. My all time favorite is one I found about 10 years ago at a place called “Oz” in Tulsa. It showed an extreemly pious looking older woman on the front of the card all decked out in her Sunday-go-to-meetin best, complete with big hair and a big hat. The caption read “Jesus Loves You.”  When you opened the card, the inside read “but the rest of us think you’re an asshole.”  I sent it anonymously to a man named Dale Blackwood. (My son doesn’t know that, but I have no doubt he will find it hysterical when he reads this).

  
  

   

  
  

  I found the following three cards the other day….enjoy.

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

  
  

   

  
  

  

  
  

   

  
  

   

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